I am drain-free!
I also have quite a bit more feeling in one side than I did a week ago, so when Dr. Woods pulled the drain out on the right, I cursed like a sailor.
Before that fun was my first expansion. My male doctor inserted a huge syringe into the middle of each of my boobs and pumped saltwater into them to make them bigger. While my husband watched.
Yes. It’s like medieval torture. For feminists.
Then there’s my new eyebrow stubble. If I have a uni-brow in a month, it’s because I can’t bring myself to wax away the new hairs.
In the meantime, I’m taking walks, trying to keep my upper body still and learning to live without Hydrocodone.
Thank you for checking in!